Actual police report from Camp Pendleton
26 SEP 1 T
ABUSE OF PUBLIC ANIMAL, DRUNKEN OR RECKLESS
DRIVING –
CAMP PENDLETON, SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
N – 15 MALE NAVY ENLISTED FIRST
CLASS PETTY OFFICER EXITED A BAR INTOXICATED
IN AN ATTEMPT TO DRIVE A POV.EQUIPPED WITH A
BREATHALYZER INTERLOCK SYSTEM. SUSPECT WAS
TOO INTOXICATED TO SUCCESSFULLY START THE
VEHICLE, SO HE WENT INTO THE PARK WHERE HE
CAPTURED A RAGCOON RUMMAGING IN A TRASH
RECEPTACLE. INDIVIDUAL UTILIZED THE RACOON
TO BLOW INTO THE INTERLOCK SYSTEM
SUCCESSFULLY, BUT THE RACOON BECAME
UNCONSCIOUS FROM BEING SQUEEZED AND WAS
DISCARDED ON THE FLOORBOARD OF THE VEHICLE
UNTIL A SHORT TIME LATER WHEN THE RACOON
REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AND BEGAN TO
ATTACK THE SUSPECT WHILE DRIVING, CAUSING
THE VEHICLE TO CRASH INTO A RESIDENTIAL
FENCE. THE VEHICLE CAME TO A COMPLETE STOP
IN AN INGROUND SWIMMING POOL. THE SUSPECT
SUSTAINED NUMEROUS SCRATCHES AND BITE
MARKS TO THE HANDS, FACE, STOMACH, AND
ARMS.
Adios Chichita
AstraZeneca – I’ll wait for the next one…!
