From the desk of
Barry T. Tooth Fairy
Dear Mr Warren,
This letter is to inform you that I have now taken receipt of your tooth and it is
being duly processed in our system.
You will have noticed there has been a delay in your payment for the tooth. Mr
Warren, I have to inform you that his is due to the condition in which we found
said tooth. We expect a certain amount of wear and tear on the teeth we appraise.
However, in this case your tooth had to be referred up to the committee for further analysis.
We believe this is due to the lack of care and attention by yourself. We have
detected more than trace amounts of Fanta and residual amounts of both cereal
and chocolate which have not been removed by appropriate brushing technique.
We recommend you review your practice here as a matter of urgency.
Mr Warren we will accept the tooth on this occasion, but we need your assurances
that the condition of your next tooth will be significantly better or we will withhold
Bary T. Tooth Fairy
If you have a problem every single time you go to eat, maybe you’re the problem.
The pandemic is a fraud. Investigate. Don’t participate. <- Fu** these guys.